An Open Letter Detailing My Grievances Against A Certain Children’s Book Author

‘A Lady Writing,’ by Johannes Vermeer

You thought you were going to get off easy, didn’t you? You probably figured that everyone was focused on She Who Must Not Be Named — the one who wrote the wizard books. There’s no logical reason anyone would choose to focus on you right now.

Yeah, I’m mad at the witch woman. How could I not be? Her books were my childhood. You…